Posted: April 18, 2014 in Jungle Hustle, Rat Race Saga
Tags: concrete jungle, corporate america, corporate hood, coworkers, do nothing, drama, entitlement, observations, promotion time, why work?, worklife
Oh that I worked in a place where the cleaning staff actually cleaned the work place….
I confess dear reader, college never prepared me for the horrors I continually witness in the Corporate Hood.
Nevertheless, in all this we must be strong. Stand for your beliefs. Do what is right and if necessary, tell your co-worker the truth.
Posted: April 14, 2014 in Jungle Hustle, Rat Race Saga
Tags: allergy season, bad breath, carols, concrete jungle, corporate america, corporate hood, coworkers, drama, leadership, make it a great day, murnin WP it's monday, rat race, unclean cubicles, worklife
Posted: April 11, 2014 in Jungle Hustle, Rat Race Saga
Tags: Business, concrete jungle, corporate america, corporate hood, Friday, hard work, Jungle Work Life, no credit, observations, unnoticed
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Posted: April 4, 2014 in Jungle Hustle
Tags: concrete jungle, corporate america, corporate hood, excuses, exposure, Friday, Jungle Work Life, manager, mistakes, observations, rant, rat race, work life
NPR: Stop, Thief! When Colleagues Steal From The Office Fridge. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw9rXPqQk
In the Corporate Hood, there are times when you need to stand your ground and protect your space:
We all know after turning on the computer and getting breakfast, the workday starts with perusing emails in Outlook placing Groupon, Match.com, and Bath & Body Works in their respective folders. Then, a certain email catches your eye and notice the time stamp- 11:45 p.m. You think what is the logic of a person working at such an ungodly hour? Here is the reason why:
Yet, in spite of the humdrum tedium life in the concrete jungle, we all know:
Make it a great Wednesday!
Posted: April 2, 2014 in Jungle Work Life
Tags: concrete jungle, corporate hood, coworkers, cubicle life, deep thoughts, doing nothing at the job, hump day, Jungle Work Life, late night emails, rat race, stand your ground, wednesday, workplace
103 Twilight Boulevard, Casket 1404 • Forks, Washington 00000 • (666) 666-6666 • firstname.lastname@example.org
Target Position: YOURS
Pure-ty schmuck with over ten years of accumulated experience of showing up on the job. L-A-Z-Y. Easily distracted, strong complainer, timewaster, dreamer, and cubicle dweller. I sound intelligent. Broad-based but transferrable understanding of nothing. I do just enough to get by.
Liar • Internet Research • Quiz Taker • Cafeteria Entrepreneur • Pet Saga• Candy Crush
Pizza Hood, Bolivia, TX 2010-Present
Operations Specialist I (2013-Whenever)
~Take two hour lunch breaks.
~Come in whenever I feel like it, like come in late and leave early,
~Always have an excuse as to why I cannot do overtime.
~Act stupid so I can pass off the hard work to someone else.
~Stay at other people’s cubicle and hog up all their time.
~Complain incessantly as to the reason why people don’t like me.
~Play the victim. Sulk all day. I am drama waiting to happen.
~Only come in early when there is free food.
Pizza Wanna Be, Bolivia, TX 2003-2010
Level 1A Manager
~Passed the buck!
~Complained about how I wasn’t getting paid.
~Brought home dinner every night because I was entitled to it.
~Used company phone to talk about sports.
~Used the company line of credit for grocery shopping.
~Was trained but it didn’t help because I wasn’t listening anyway.
~Hoarded information. Gossiped. Lied.
~Tried to sound intelligent on conference calls.
~Spent a majority of my time looking for someone to complete me.
Computer Skills: Word (Only used to do homework), Excel, PowerPoint (Never used it), Outlook, Visio (Never used it), Access (This is a LIE)
I’m working on that. Word!